| Heaven Is A Halfpipe |
| If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I canâ??t do jack Without the man up on my back Now Heaven would be a DJ Spinninâ?? dub all night long And Heaven would be just kickinâ?? back With Jesus packing my (bong) And if you donâ??t believe in Jesus Then Muhammed or Buddah too And while the world is warring We just sit back and laugh at you Singing If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I canâ??t do jack Without the man up on my back Now, when most people think of Heaven They see those pearly gates But I looked a little closer And thereâ??s a sign that says; "Do not skate" So if you wanna come to my Heaven Well we all gonna have a ball And every one you know is welcome 'Cause we got no gates or walls Singing If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate `Cause right now on earth I can`t do shit Without the man fuckin with it Then I got to the gate Pulled out a list that Iâ??d been callinâ?? fate Iâ??m sorry friend you canâ??t come in You got a list here that doesnâ??t end Youâ??re mad 'cause I smoke dope You teachinâ?? any classes in how to cope Iâ??ll find a place to rest my head Iâ??d rather be alone now that Iâ??m dead Like Christian Hosoi way back in â??87 Weâ??ll be bustinâ?? Christ airs until we get to Heaven You think I really care that I missed biology Got my education in stale fishology With all your rules you got to chill Iâ??m gonna twist out like Mike McGill Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Got the skills Heaven is a halfpipe H-H-Heaven is a halfpipe If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate 'Cause right now on earth I canâ??t do jack Without the man up on my back (Heaven is a halfpipe) If I die before I wake At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe) `Cause right now on earth I can`t do shit Without the man fuckin with it If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake) At least in Heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe) `Cause right now on earth I can`t do shit Without the man fuckin with it If I die before I wake At leastin heaven I can skate `Cause right now on earth I can`t do shit without the man fuckin with it |