| Driving In My Car |
| I've been driving in my car It's not quite a Jaguar I bought it at Primrose Hill From a bloke from Brazil It was made in fifty-nine In a factory by the Tyne It says 'Morris' on the door The GPO owned it before I drive it for my job The guvenor calls me a slob But i don't really care Give me some gas and the open air It's a bit old but it's mine I mend it in my spare time Just last week i changed the oil The rocker valves and the coil Just last week i changed the oil Last week it went 'round the bock I also had a little knock I dented someone's fender He'll learn not to park on a bender Ha ha ha I've been driving in my car I'm satisfied it's got this far I drive it up Muswell Hill I've even been to Selsey Bill I drove along the A45 I had her up to fifty-eight This copper stopped me the other day You're mistaken what could i say? The tyres were a little worn They were OK i could have sworn I like driving in my car I'm satisfied i've got this far I like driving in my car It don't look much but i've been far I like driving in my car Even with a flat tyre I like driving in my car It's not quite a Jaguar I like driving in my car I'm satisfied i've got this far |